a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016
Get the Bitch ass hoagiemug. by the man of sex February 10, 2021
Get the ass wee weemug. by metalbaddie January 28, 2024
Get the Ass-hatmug. A term used to discribe something so awesome the only way it could be better is if it was between two slices of bread. Useally seen in nasty killcams.
by LZR1316 March 14, 2011
Get the Ass Kicking Sandwitchmug. A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
Get the mother goose story tellin ass bitchmug. A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.
I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...
by Cnlefae May 14, 2017
Get the piper on their assmug. Having a ass shaped curve in your chin/jowl may be ugly. But one thing is guaranteed when dating a guy with a ass jowl. Enormous penis. When I first met a guy with an ass jowl, I got surprised because of the soft third leg just hanging there. It’s so big, that giving it a nickname would be understandable.
by Ted Schmosby October 11, 2020
Get the Ass Jowl Meaningmug.