Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Softy

A fragile and easily offended white male. Usually a follower of people such as Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk.
Is afraid of women, rainbow flags, queer people and all minorities.
Prefers that women stay in the kitchen because they know what's best for them.
Probably voted for Trump and would again. Likely lives in Florida.
Also, cannot describe a clitoris let alone find it.

Oh look it's another Softy getting offended about a rainbow crosswalk.
That guy is such a Softy.

by The Late Brew November 22, 2023

Solyana

She’s a cute, short and adorable you won’t anyone as annoying as she is though.

She can be a pain in the ass sometimes but she can also be the reason why your day is better.

She’s also very loyal and will never betray you no matter what

Solyana is loyal.

by Love yours <333 November 24, 2023

Salty

Guy named Mike

Captain of the FV Acqua Sporca is salty

by Capt. J. November 29, 2023

Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..

You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary

by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband live his best life with their child. Meanwhile she tries to ruin her ex's and get child's new life without her.

Damn she's really mean, what's her problem?
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024