Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.

Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.

by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019

tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis

my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob

by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017

Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.

Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.

by Daddystalin August 4, 2017

Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

mine turtle

a turtle that goes boom

Hi, mine turtle!

by rydersacramento July 6, 2024

ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

turtle

turtle is a damn stupid nickname i gave to the love of my fucking life. his actual just tap into my name to see name means home, hes funny weird and goddamn amazing,so smart,so cute and he loves like theres no tomorrow. he smiles with all of him and GOD i would walk till the ends of the earth to see him prosper and thrive and just live happily ever after. i love you turtle.im deeply attached to you. always and forever, forever and a;ways. love Swan aka blueispretty.

do you like turtles? BECAUSE i fuckin love then, well one specifcally and im never letting him go.
blueispretty

by blueisprettyy February 19, 2022