Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle
"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
by xXMLGSHREKTXx February 16, 2016
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Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.
I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!
by Sarcia26 August 13, 2019
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waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back
That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again
by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017
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Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”
Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.
by Adamr86 February 16, 2024
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waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.
by Adamr86 February 19, 2024
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dj waffles

A Person who likes to promote his server cuz its dead and is a mod in a server just for sending a meme he is a nice guy but is pretty ngl
by DJ Wafffles October 19, 2020
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Waffle up

A dramatic improvement to a person, situation, or thing.
She just bought her new home which has three more bedrooms and two more bathrooms, a total waffle up.
by Reubensandwich28 June 30, 2021
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