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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
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Waffles

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!
by the og three May 12, 2023
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Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain
George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.
by Charles Montague November 22, 2023
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blue waffles

somebody told you to look this up. it's not waffles that are blue.
by kaj333 December 2, 2023
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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