Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.

Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.

by spiders&socks November 28, 2021

nuts glad

An expression used to convey extreme approval.

“I’m nuts glad you put up with me.”
~Zeb Snyder. Super picker.

by chasserole December 5, 2021

deitz nuts

A phrase referring to the commercial by Dietz & Watson advertising their protein, savory sausage bites. In the commercial they parody the"Deez Nuts" meme in a humorous way.

"We like to think of them as the world’s first meat nuts" - Deitz & Watson

These? Deitz nuts. Yeah, grab a handful of dietz nuts.

by Hisuye November 6, 2022

Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit

"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."

by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022

candes nuts

things that fit in your mouth

hey bob candes (bob) candes what? CANDES NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

by hebegebederp May 23, 2022

KP’s nuts

Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.

Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery

Person 2:

Did they have Kp’s nuts???

Person 1:

Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not

Person 2:

Truly unfortunate

by Jejij March 19, 2022

Cassius nuts

When a girl is obsessed with a boy and even though they have only kissed once when they were drunk she has feelings for him…

Xa**: after one year I have feelings for Kas*** even though he kissed me when he was drunk

Kri***: damn, you down bad girl … you have Cassius nuts

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 10, 2022