The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.

Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:

by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience April 14, 2011

Great-white-sharked

When you think you got a big dick and some one shows up and is an even bigger asshole than you.

“You thought you were the shit, but you got great-white-sharked.”

by lasherpa November 29, 2022

step-great-great-granddaughter

1- Step-great-grandchild's daughter.
2- Great-grandchild's stepdaughter.

My step-great-great-granddaughter is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021

third great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male third cousin.

My third great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

The great smokes

Deep in the wilderness.

Please don't get lost in the great smokes.

by Puffalo Pill September 05, 2023

The great Portuguese challenge

A micro size dildo molded from a California teacher of Portuguese heritage with a big beard.

My virgin sister tried to break herself in with the great Portuguese challenge but she said she couldn't feel it.

by Big portigee February 12, 2022

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

by KevinHK February 17, 2020