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sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
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Huge fag that jerks off dogs. Likes to ride peoples dicks
by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020
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XBox name SIMP WRLD is a dumb dumb oompa loompa 2’4 midget

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Sam you dumb ass
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he is an obnoxious human and is bad at everything he tries he needs to get fucked in the asshole and never see the light of day again. he has two younger brothers and they are both better than him.
sam is a dickhead.
by hello is it me August 25, 2020
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Sam is a jackass simple jackass don’t ever trust a Sam with the name Sam Albert Grant 😁
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Stfu no owner will ever like you 😁
by Stfu Furries suck August 29, 2020
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