first kiss

"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
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First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.
I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.
by Big Hairy Pendelum June 12, 2010
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