Biscuit

the non-cuss word version of "bitch" that your toxic friend calls you when they are being mean to you

"I hate you, you biscuit!"
"stop being such a biscuit."

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Don't riskit for the biscuit

Don't riskit for a the biscuit-Means don't risk the big win or even the small win just for the chanse to win something you mite feel like you want or need in that moment to come out on top and witch can come out as gains such ass ,applies to tangible and non tangible thing like feelings or power over a person!

Brandon-i know i can fit 47 dollars in the gas tank ,but I bet I can fit 50 dollars? Tiffany-Don't riskit for the biscuit!

by dragonboy8586 December 1, 2025

Rizz Biscuit

That guy you know with all the rizz you're crushing on but really can't pass him the butter yet because it's bad for the status and the streak. That's a Rizz Biscuit!

Raelynn, how's your Rizz Biscuit doing today have you heard from him? Heather, no! You know I never respond to any of the DMs!

by Quadrant December 17, 2024

wop-biscuit

A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.

I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.

by jtsimps June 24, 2016

Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.

"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."

by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021

Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.

Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!

by Droteratti August 25, 2011

Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023