Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

by StrangeSalt November 05, 2024

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Asshole Level

The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 23, 2024

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.

Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips

by BirdMan3110 November 11, 2019

Cat's Asshole

The star chamber of any AR/M4 style weapon. Named so, as it is the hardest part of the gun to clean.

"If you take a look down the chamber, you will see the cat's asshole staring at you..."

by 50's Man April 24, 2023

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 17, 2021