Bad Friend

Someone that does not bring their friend toilet paper.

Friend -"Hey did you bring me toilet paper?"
Bad Friend-"Nope"
Friend-"You're a Bad Friend™"

by Zauz February 28, 2017

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016

Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

Best Friend

A best friend is a person you can trust. Thats the most important part of being a best friend. They never lie to you, and always give you the straight up response whether you want to hear it or not. You know you have a best friend when you start putting them infront of your own needs and always are trying to make them happy even if your not. A best friend cares for you, and themselves. You can always read what theyre trying to say, and you can always feel if theyre in pain or sad. The happy part is you can always feel there happiness. Even if you and your best friend are fighting for whatever reason, they will ALWAYS have that special part in your heart.

I miss being able to tell my best friend anything.

by Shark Week 96 September 10, 2012

douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds

Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!

by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013

best friend

When your best friends parents think that your best friend is talking about you whenever they say"my friend"

Kelly:Mom, I'm going to the mall with my best friend okay? Kelly's mom:WHO? JEMIE?

by loveejemie November 25, 2011

pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class

person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."

by joanie30 November 15, 2011