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La Junta Lead Pipe

“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”
“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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monty de la cruz

Monty de la cruz is a character from 13 Reasons Why he is really caring to his friends and he is really sweat to his boyfriend Winston so he is really nice but he is gay and his dad doesnt accept that. That makes him mad and he is a very angry character because of it. He hides his sexuality in case people will find out because he just wants to be accepted
"I just want to be accepted and so does Monty de la cruz"
by riri_is_cool June 5, 2021
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spicy de la pasta

Spicy de la pasta. A phrase referring to something that is extraordinary or uncommon. It is a phrase usually referring to an event and has nothing to do with spices or pasta.

The phrase "spicy de la pasta" was invented by a man named Pumba. Known for his comical conversations and simultaneous actions.
For example - "That concert last night was spicy de la pasta!"
by Pumba (M.J.L.) March 26, 2010
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merde de la merde

Man... of all the fucking Republicans, Mitch McConnel is the merde de la merde.
by SingsInKitchens March 16, 2021
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oscar de la hoya

To stop doing something rather suddenly.

To quit for no apparent reason.

(In reference to De La Hoya's quitting and faking a KO against Bernard Hopkins)
"I took Jane to dinner and was surprised when she pulled an Oscar De La Hoya and left. Our date was going so well."
by Chingey11 May 30, 2006
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Creme de la merde

A play of words on "Creme de la creme" meaning "Cream of the cream", this quite literally means "Cream of the shit", for use in describing the worst of the worst of the worst, as invented by a bored French Student one day.
"I'm going to drop all hell on Marketing, I need you to find the "Creme de la merde" of your office to send over there, okay?"
by Peter O'Connor July 8, 2007
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Dirty De La Torre

The act of a man spreading unclean ass cheeks while his male lover gets a running start and slams his member into said unclean ass.
That guy broke his dick during a botched dirty de la Torre.
by Brick_shthouse7 December 3, 2021
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