pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class

person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."

by joanie30 November 15, 2011

lezbehonest friend

Adj. Friendship between two women, who both identify with a non-heterosexual orientation. Benefits that surpass friendship may be inclusive with this friend.

My friend in Boston might come for the summer.

Oh, is she a lezbehonest friend?

by InformedConsonant March 17, 2014

Fake Friend

Someone who talks shit behind your back while you aren't friends and then acts like nothing happened when you are friends.

Wow, the other day she was nice to me and now she isn't, Rhiannon Akey is totally being a fake friend.

by UrbanDict54321123 July 23, 2015

Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010

Friends with Ellis

Being in the Swinger Lifestyle, Swingers

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 2: Who is Ellis?
Couple 1: Just someone we met recently. Thought you might know them.

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 3: Absolutely, we've been friends for years!
Couple 1: Sweet! All our other friends are vanilla. What's your favorite club?

by Owl_Lady November 16, 2018

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016

Advanced Friends

A horrific twilight zone experienced by relationships stuck between "just friends" and "friends with benefits", similar to a couple that is "friends without benefits". Thus, advanced friends find themselves in a situation where they are technically in a relationship, yet are in reality just friends because they rarely, if ever, participate in activities expected of a true relationship.

A: "Aren't they dating?"

B: "Yeah, but they're more like advanced friends. They barely do anything together."

A: "Really? That's a shame."

B: "I know right, they hardly even hold hands or hug."

by Sigmar Heldenhammer April 29, 2013