February 23

February 23 is NOT national weed day

1: Did you hear it's national weed day?
2: Shut the fuck up February 23 is not national weed day April 20 is

by Alfredo-chicken February 23, 2022

February 23

Be racist to your own kind day

Hey Jamal, today is February 23 and your a n****r

by Random.Randome February 23, 2022

February 28

National give a jhit named Jad head day

Give Jad head February 28, yeah he’s so fine I will

by Voester February 23, 2022

February 26

February 26 is national Cineworld cinema day! Don’t miss out, it’s gonna be the best day of all of you’re lives if you don’t miss out!

Hey bro have you heard of February 26? Yeah! I don’t wanna miss out.

by CoolBoy5201 February 24, 2022

February 25th

Slap girls named Shayla’s ass day

“Hey Shayla, what day is it”
“February 25th?”
“You know what that means”
*slap*

by Jakeyyywake February 24, 2022

February 25th

National post you s/o, gf,bf today

Boy:you know what today is babe
Girl:no

Boy: it’s February 25th

Girl:okay so?
Boy: you have to post me today

by Baby.._..girl February 25, 2022

26th February

The day to ask them out!
Ask out ur crush!

Hey, it's 26th February ya know..
O-oh?
I kind of like you..

by Anonymous258165 February 26, 2022