A secret force that punishes those who need to be punished, it come only on Tuesdays and strikes fear in men's eyes
William: Jacques, did you just namaak?
Jacques: Yes, because I'm muck.
William: Oh shit, the darkness definitely heard you, you are going to get crimed and are going to loop on Tuesday
Jacques: Yes, because I'm muck.
William: Oh shit, the darkness definitely heard you, you are going to get crimed and are going to loop on Tuesday
by Klamaak October 3, 2022
Get the The Darknessmug. by Ryan Wise April 28, 2016
Get the dark asfmug. by john seenah (get it? hahahaha) April 22, 2024
Get the dark iamgaymug. (Noun) When used in the right context a dark can describe a mixture of a darsh and a nark. Darks generally don't have friends and are just annoying to be around.
by scrubbyjones June 24, 2010
Get the Darkmug. Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Get the "dark ages"-inquiry phone callmug. by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
Get the Burrito after darkmug. dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night
de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate
de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate
by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009
Get the dark treatsmug.