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Assholes

It explains what you all are ;)
My mom: kids are such assholes
Me: *in head* you are to :>
by Build a Bitch <3 July 17, 2021
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by lars1821 December 5, 2018
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butt thugging asshole

jim:that bastard james is a butt thugging asshole he told my sister Laura I had cancer when I dont
Sara: that's terrible
by bullshit meister November 7, 2017
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Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
by Quazis March 21, 2021
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Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018
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Asshole light

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
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Asshole

Person 1: I am an adrenaline junkie. I climb high things. I climb trees.

Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole
by Arthritic Teen April 23, 2023
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