by fuck ya life October 13, 2022
Get the duck assmug. bug ass was a meme from tumblr when the trampstamps, an industry plant alt/punk feminist band, tried to claim that they were tumblr girls. they then proceeded to get run off of tumblr by tumblr users, including being spam sent a picture of a honeypot ant, or the phrase "bug ass".
by thelesbiansarenotokay August 17, 2022
Get the bug assmug. by SlayKing69420 June 8, 2025
Get the Punk Ass Bitchmug. This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
Get the Tighter than a crab's assmug. After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug. That one dumbass fuck shit that everybody hates, and is devious enough to ooke holes in your condom.
That one blond headed shit that fucks with everyone but persists to do so even after countless beatings.
That one blond headed shit that fucks with everyone but persists to do so even after countless beatings.
Prick head ass kid: Haha i poked holes in your dick glove, have fun
Kid: *beats the fuck out of prick head ass*
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Jeremy: We going to that party later?
Prick head ass: Ohhhhh can i go?
Kids: *cripple prick head ass*
Kid: *beats the fuck out of prick head ass*
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Jeremy: We going to that party later?
Prick head ass: Ohhhhh can i go?
Kids: *cripple prick head ass*
by FuckityShit May 30, 2022
Get the prick head assmug. A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.
Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho
by Skebob August 19, 2025
Get the Green Ass Niggamug.