bang my jack

to call someone

scha-mel : yo nigga bang my jack

rickey: df nigga?

scha-mel: its means call me fat jesus

by clarkson4555 November 23, 2013

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Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

by ghostluchador May 23, 2018

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whammy tang bang

bong rip + shot of alcohol + smoke release = whammy!

Hey man, load a snapper, we're doing whammy tang bangs.

by miss forreal May 27, 2009

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double blood bang

Simultaneously having vaginal and anal sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating. The anal blood can be either from vaginal transfer or rectal bleeding.

Dude, you should see my sheets. The chick I picked up last night turned into a double blood bang!

by Hank Flannigan June 14, 2011

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text-to-bang index

Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.

- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!

by GDaSL December 1, 2011

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