Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

That one Ethan

That one really annoying kid who is very stupied and hits on 12 year olds.

Alice: “omg That one Ethan is so weird”
Dan: “how?”
Alice: “ he specifically told the president that he was not supposed to be talking about Carl wheezer”

by Gayoils69 October 5, 2020

Ride this one

Fucking your boyfriends or girlfriend Screaming out loud like you on a roller or coaster or carnival ride at your local Carnival or amuseable park or theme park

I'm going have sex with you can you scream out loud and ride this one

by Ride this one by Taylor Bybee October 19, 2020

twenty one

When you can drink legally. Although it’s reported that 70% of people drink before this.

“I just turned twenty one today so I’m allowed to drink”

by juliette00 June 22, 2022

ONE RAT

ONE RAT SPINNING VERTICALY

That guy over there looks like ONE RAT!

by ssndkasjdk November 21, 2022

One Direction

Screams for every reason ever if directioner

Person: wanna talk about one direction
Directioner: *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by I am all things April 29, 2022

Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022