A luke is very famous, athletic, musically talented, and is Sooooooo attractive. He’s 5 inches taller than everybody else and has muscles better than his dad’s. It’s easy to notice him enter the room, and everybody wants his autograph, but when he leaves, everybody gets a 3 hour wave of depression because they miss him so much. He’s always overthinking his conversations, while solving a calculus I math problem.
Luke is a favorite.
by Cane’s for da glaze January 16, 2026
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