Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018

joy biscuit

a lesbian love interest, ideally girl friend/lover; the female lover of a mad-for-her male who is desirous of her; a pet name for a pet rock.

HEY get your bitchass fingers off her. she's my joy biscuit and don't you know it by now, slit?

hey baby doll. come to me be my joy biscuit, wrap your hand around my heart easy like;

that's not a paper weight on my desk - hey that's my joy biscuit. painted it blue in 4th grade.

by skeeta faithful April 3, 2011

biscuit..laverne

Biscuit..laverne is a small Zoe Laverne fan page with around 400 followers at the time. She is probably the least toxic/problematic person you’ll see in the fandom lol

Idk what to say uhh..if you see this hiiii i love your videos!

The only thing i can think of to say is “Hi biscuit..laverne i love you” lol since it makes me type something

by EvilDonutsss December 21, 2020

Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.

Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!

by Droteratti August 25, 2011

savory biscuit

Noun,A tacky lounge dancer . A person who is too hot for there own good (Look wise).

Jon did you see that lady at the club she was a savory biscuit .

by Starfish Army November 22, 2015

Buddy Biscuit

Buddies who fuck.

They are buddy biscuit they fuck all the time.

by Qazwsxzaqxsw May 18, 2020

Fish Biscuit

A biscuit is a biscuit that are shaped like fish, usually referring to a food snack that you eat.

(Steve) Hey, I need some fish biscuits, i'm Hungary!
(Alex) Here, no more starving!

by HammyBurger69 January 29, 2025