My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.

by Dxrky May 31, 2022

My gf

Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.

F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)

by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022

He burnt my shake

He burnt my shake

He burnt my shake

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

My talking to.

A cat innit

Ayyup iv been playing my talking To. innit fam

by Lil dziondz x vagos media on y July 18, 2021

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023