Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.

Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.

by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023

Assing

Tailgating another vehicle; Following to close.

Stop assing the car in front of us, we are going to cause an accident.

by Bmwellss July 10, 2022

Ass Pisser

A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.

Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully

by duxb August 13, 2025

Ass Penny

You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.

Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.

by Maxawesome7 January 25, 2020

Autistic Goofy Ass

A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.

Ghetto Ass One: you look like a damn acorn

Ghetto Ass Two: At least I don’t look like an Autistic Goofy Ass

by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

Ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car. Usually as a prank

Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontic a solid ass car!

by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020