candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

Welder Dick

Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.

Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then

by weldingstan August 8, 2022

Dick

something you use to pound your girl with

i got a big dick

by Tigre touchant December 3, 2019

SARCAS-Dick

When someone uses sarcasm to the extreme and becomes a jerk while trying to be funny.

He used to be really funny and his sarcasm was unique. But now the dude is just a SARCAS-dick who offends everyone.

by Major Thomas Randle October 29, 2022

black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), when you get to see your black lover and get some dick because you're the side piece.

"Girl, thank goodness it's Black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"

by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022

Dick Boogers

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

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