National Titty Day

Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic

1: Yo it’s the National Titty Day
2: Fuck do I really have to

by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021

Slap your cousin day

Just slap your cousin

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day

by Your_weird September 7, 2021

National Womans Rights Day!

National Womans Rights Day is every flipping day! No matter who you are trans or a man or even nonbinary a woman is a human like you a woman has eaqual rights like you so don't sexualy herass them then they will never get close to another man again.

A woman was walking down a street once and a man asked can u come with me the woman said no and the man asked why she was wearing a short, dress then and the woman said my joice of outfit is not an invitation go flip yourself. National Womans Rights Day!

by Coopmalkyle3 September 7, 2021

National Kiss Day

National Kiss Day

National Kiss Day

by idk121221 September 7, 2021

Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.

Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day

by CatDog09 September 7, 2021

National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat

Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.

by September Seventh September 8, 2021

International Dallas Day

On October 27th in the year 2020, The Dallas collection was made, On this day. We celebrate Dallas. Let us respect and praise Dallas as our lord and saviour. Use this day as a get high free day during the hours of 10pm to 11pm (1 hour) to get wasted

Person 1 - Hey are you celebrating International Dallas day?

Person 2 - let’s get fucked up! (At 10pm)

by CameronHater42069 September 9, 2021