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Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.
I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!
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nigga fuck yo mama

she shouldve worn a condom
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hoochie mamas

a group of girls who look like homeless sluts
“look over there jersey and sophia look like hoochie mamas”
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
Joe Mama's House Definition
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
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Joe MAMA

person 1) Hey Joe
person 2)What , who’s joe
person1)JOE MAMA
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mamas

Can be a term of endearment between couples, but depending from who, it can be out of respect, from anyone, including the workplace if you get along like that!
Mom: hey mamas, text me when the concert is over

Daughter: yep, thank you mom! 🥰

Manager: Thank you so much, mamas, can you pass me that bag over there as well?

Employee: yeah, no problem, I got it

Boyfriend: we going on a date next week, mamas
Girlfriend: 🥰
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joe mama

joe mama is joe mama that is made fun of by other joe mamas and their joe kids.
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