poo pirate

A poo pirate is when someone poos there panties when a hand is raised or a ball is kicked near them.
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.

Paolo: Hey Danny, try and smash that shot top corner
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.

by pirlolovescassano December 7, 2009

Peek-A-Poo

when you take a dump at the house of somebody else and don't flush but shut the lid so they can't see it until the lid is lifted.

1. before leaving bob's house I got him with a peek-a-poo.
2. after jim left I found a peek-a-poo that he left 4 me

by jsherwood91 May 24, 2008

Ninja poo

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.

1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.

by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010

Poo Nark

Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.

Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.

by Rusty Rod August 28, 2009

Poo Tooth

A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.

"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"

by mudboy247 October 5, 2009

Poo Knuckler

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.

Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!

by Walruses unite February 20, 2011

Brownie Poo

(N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.

Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...

by bla.. August 7, 2010