Dan Dick

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

by The m kk January 17, 2018

other dicked

Aka "ODed"

1. When yo bitch has plans to meet up with u but ends up meeting up with someone while on their way to you. Basically you get intercepted by some other dick.

2. Quite simply your bitch gets dicked down by another nigga instead of you in any situation.

(Phrase coined by DanWallace)

Last night Sherry was on her way to meet up with me but met up with her coke dealer first and I got OTher Dicked.

by Dan Wallace December 27, 2016

monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

Mule dick

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating

"He was really mule dicking her "

by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017

Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017

a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012

dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013