Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!

yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day

by NxioiiNxio February 02, 2025

Kick a Vick day

November 5th kick a Vick!

They're tacky lying ticks that copy and steal everything. Extremely 2 faced. protect yourself now with that kick! Use this day to make sure they stay rid!!!

Kick a Vick November 5th!!

Guy: hey you know what day it is!!!
Girl: kick a Vick day! You participating?
Guy: sure as hell am getting everyone to join n kick that try hard disgusting wanna b

by Supbich March 08, 2020

National Butt Day

National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.

During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.

“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”

by kyleermiller August 24, 2021

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.

by National Holiday board November 22, 2024

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.

National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

by Cheesecakeismybsf December 12, 2019

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

by hellloooo69696420jorts May 16, 2024