Ass

I was wrong on everything!!!
How could it be?
The birthday post…
And the others…
All was just a coincidence…
The numbers I surely thought…
As it has been years…
But again…
In my mind…
All the things I have done…
And I wondered why your response was none…
Now I see with clarity…
What I mean…
As it was never me…
You loved more than everything…

And with that I am a dumbass…
Again…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 August 28, 2023

Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5

When you see some big gyat from a nigga women.

That nigga has a Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5, that's crazy!

by jollyjolli June 6, 2024

no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Simya Dirty Ass

simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.

Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.

by brazylayloo June 9, 2019

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

Tony Dude ass

A man named Anthony who goes by tony and who likes men’s ass and occasionally big juicy cock. He enjoys detailing cars and playing hockey with men

Jonny jag is acting like a total tony dude ass today

by Jonny jag the fag February 18, 2023