Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020

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mike stockton

Sex God

I wish I was like Mike Stockton

by Ms95 July 27, 2018

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mike marten

he can't dance

mike marten can't fnace

by scribani October 8, 2021

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Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

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The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

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The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...

"OMFG"
Is that a MIKE RZEPKA
YEAH HE IS HOTT

by Crazycandy3 January 4, 2013

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