by Eheck October 6, 2020
Get the leah huntermug. Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
Get the Hunter blow thy hornmug. Hunter is the cutest guy at school or any where else. He is tall, muscular and has stunning eyes. Hunter is always doing is best in anything he dose even dating. If you’re a girl and you are not attracted to him, you’re doing something wrong. Hunter is great at making friends and loves to make them laugh with stories of his silly dreams. Hunter is a. Wild card he will try anything and dose it with a white smile on his face. Hunters are usually the best guys to make a best friend with.
by TheTruthTeller0001 September 7, 2021
Get the Huntermug. by Mooseypoop March 21, 2023
Get the Hunteringmug. by Tomtom93 January 28, 2017
Get the tommy huntermug. A man who has lost all his game in pursuit of unrequited love. Cam when a woman was within touching distance. He has started to love his muscles more than women and supposedly showers with his family. His strike streak is reaching an all-time high and maybe for life. Most likely sexually repressed as a boy he began wrestling to fulfill his gay fantasies. Getting pegged is in his all-time top 1 things to do and he covers it up with being a wrestler. His first "love" was the tippy top of what he will ever achieve and he then fell down a mountain from there. To be or not to be is his daily question after those around him degrade and make fun over everything he does. He will hurt a female over noodles, guns, knives, and just cause he can. I have probably gone too far at this point, but he has red hair so I am not the evil here he is.
by Nice Try Naf September 24, 2019
Get the Hunter the Fallenmug. by Kd4ttc February 9, 2022
Get the Huntermug.