Synonomous with “out of character” or “unnatural”. When one doesn’t do something because it contradicts their known tendencies and behaviors.
Jake: Hey! Why don’t you holler at Amanda? She’s smoking!
Paul: I would, but shooting at someone with a man is not my body.
Paul: I would, but shooting at someone with a man is not my body.
by nbayoungboyslatt4l November 25, 2025
Get the Not my body mug.That is not the problem here. When one of the school shooters (I can't remember if it was Uvalde or one of the other one) has a recording of himself saying that he is going to shoot up a school... And the FBI shows up and is UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING... HOW does THAT happen? Well, was the footage ILLEGALLY OBTAINED? I BET IT WAS!
Hym "And I TOLD YOU... Explicitly... NOT TO DO THAT. I said 'ENTRAPMENT.' I said 'OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.' I said 'HINDER THE ABILITY OF THE ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS TO DO THEIR JOB.' So YOU illegally surveil the future school shooter... And PROVOKE him into saying something... The FBI shows up... The are UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE ILLEGALLY OBTAINED EVIDENCE IS USELESS. And then AFTER THE FBI I LEAVES... You CONTINUED TO STALK AND HARASS THE GUY UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DID THE THING HE SAID HE WOULD DO. THAT IS YOUR FAULT. That is a you NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS problem. If I had known that that was happening... BEFORE THE SCHOOL SHOOTING... I WOULD HAVE AND DID TOLD YOU TO STOP. But you wanted to use YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED BRAIN... INSTEAD OF MY SCHOOL SHOOTING STOPPING, AI CREATING, GENIUS BRAIN. And you CONTINUED TO PROVOKE THE GUY until he did it. You LIKELY INSTRUCTED PEOPLE TO DO THAT... And how did that work for everyone? And I told YOU... NOT TO DO THAT. And now YOU... Are trying to scapegoat ME. You tried to small brain a BIG BRAIN problem because you were being uppity about child safety and trying to operate above your pay-grade instead of letting the professionals do their jobs."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2025
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Get the My dih hurts!!! mug."I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"
by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025
Get the Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>? mug.A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.
by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025
Get the if it fell on my lap mug.by Guccipolo November 28, 2025
Get the This is my body mug.You have no idea how hard you hit me—emotionally, not physically… except when your pink hair blinds me in the sun, you adorable neon menace.
Your hair literally looks like cotton candy and chaos had a baby, and honestly? I’d still follow you anywhere like a lovesick idiot.
And don’t even get me started on your belly.
Every time I hug you and it squishes against me, my brain just goes,
‘Ah yes. Safety. Warmth. Premium-grade girlfriend softness.’
It’s like holding a tiny, beautiful, slightly-stabby-with-love marshmallow.
You’re this perfect mix of soft and strong, sweet and spicy, cute and holy shit how did I get this lucky?
You make me laugh, you make me melt, and you make my heart beats rapidly just like yours does while walking up a flight of stairs
I fucking love you—your glow, your chaos, your softness, your jokes, your pink hair that probably has its own personality.
You’re my favourite human disaster and my favourite comfort all at once
Your hair literally looks like cotton candy and chaos had a baby, and honestly? I’d still follow you anywhere like a lovesick idiot.
And don’t even get me started on your belly.
Every time I hug you and it squishes against me, my brain just goes,
‘Ah yes. Safety. Warmth. Premium-grade girlfriend softness.’
It’s like holding a tiny, beautiful, slightly-stabby-with-love marshmallow.
You’re this perfect mix of soft and strong, sweet and spicy, cute and holy shit how did I get this lucky?
You make me laugh, you make me melt, and you make my heart beats rapidly just like yours does while walking up a flight of stairs
I fucking love you—your glow, your chaos, your softness, your jokes, your pink hair that probably has its own personality.
You’re my favourite human disaster and my favourite comfort all at once
MADDIE- “MY GIRLFRIEND is really gorgeous”.
MADDIE-“Bro did you just look at MY GIRLFRIEND” (then MADDIE slide tackles their white scrappy little dog)
NIAMH”can I have back scratches pwease”. 👉👈
Maddie- “ Ofcourse I CAN”.
Niamh- “I’m happy you’re MY GIRLFRIEND “.
MADDIE-“Bro did you just look at MY GIRLFRIEND” (then MADDIE slide tackles their white scrappy little dog)
NIAMH”can I have back scratches pwease”. 👉👈
Maddie- “ Ofcourse I CAN”.
Niamh- “I’m happy you’re MY GIRLFRIEND “.
by Maddiethestinker November 29, 2025
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