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Mexican Dance Party

When five men wearing sombreros insert their penis' into a taco shell each and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with the same woman. During this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.
You should have been there last night man was fucking crazy, there were five of us and one bitch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.

Three's a crowd five's a dance party.
by SenorGringo November 11, 2010
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Don't Dance for the Pussy

A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy.
If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight... Sorry but,"I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
If you paint the house I'll ride you tonight... You'll never get it, "I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
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fat man dance

A silly attempt at dancing done by outrageously overweight people by slowly rotating the hips, lifting a foot at a time, and the arms, kept at 90 degree angles swivel side to side.
Kyle, that fat bastard, ruined our no fat people dance by doing the fat man dance.
by The Skinny Guy December 16, 2005
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Gentlemen's stance/dance

When two gentlemen's, or sirs', are standing close enough to where their stomachs touch. The way you perceive gentleman or sir varies on the size of each's gut.
Tom and Bob have gotten into an argument and are face to face yelling at each other. Little do they know their stomachs' are touching. Thus, in a gentlemen's stance/dance stance.
by WaKe July 24, 2012
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Booking a hurt dance

To look for trouble
If you mess with that guy, you're booking a hurt dance.
by Alazar_Ph June 18, 2014
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dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.
It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.
by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022
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Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
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