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Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.
Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it
by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
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Smoking the donut

Having oral sex with a lady who has a yeast infection in her vagina.
Damn that bitch loose everyones smoking the donut!
by Benjiboo July 24, 2017
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My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.
"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"
by NotMetero February 11, 2014
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angry smoke

When you go out for a smoke just to play angry birds away from work, similar to an angry shit. One form of "skating" out of work, but for the productive reason of maintaining a professional appearance at work and getting your gaming done outside.
Man i gotta angry smoke that, people are dissin me for having my phone out while working.
by monkeyfarmingpenguin July 9, 2011
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This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
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Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.
Person 1: That's why you get no bitches.
Person 2: *posts a out of context gif/picture to save face, also known as "deploying a Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF"*
by BowlOfOatMeal2 February 3, 2022
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a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
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