When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
Get the Hanky Wankmug. When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
Get the wank flakemug. Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”
by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025
Get the Pink Wankmug. When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
Get the sexy wankmug. The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
Get the Double stocking wankmug. So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank
by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020
Get the Turtle Wankmug. by oldbailey June 15, 2017
Get the jelly wankmug.