Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol November 26, 2008

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Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017

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Stuff the turkey

It’s when a guy cums on his hand and proceeds to shove it up her vagina like a stuffing a turkey.

Brad: “Did you stuff the turkey?”

You: “Ya bro, I stuffed her good.”

by MachineKiller January 16, 2020

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Turkey burp

When you shove your meat in the anal area of a turkey to make the turkey call out

Did you hear that cody was a turkey burping last night

by Daddy-6969 June 20, 2023

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hanging turkey

When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."

I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.

by relentlessbukkake September 01, 2022

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