Any adolescent, usually male, with a profound acne problem (five-seven white/black heads) on or about the the facial area that attempts friendship and acceptance through fowl intercourse.
Pimple-Faced Jimbo should'a never porked that Blue Hen of Delaware at the "Smooching Under the Sea" dance. It squawked so loud I could barely dance to Lady Gaga! He's a Boil-Faced chicken fucker failing to get jiggy with it!
by Tweeotch August 13, 2010
An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.
Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"
Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"
Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"
by The Judge! March 28, 2009
Very similar to Bad Ass Mother Fucker only instead of being a Bad Ass your a Smart Ass (and not a bad kind of smart ass).
guy 1 "John can do particle nuclear physics in his head while high!"
guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"
guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"
by Jesus37295 January 01, 2010
One who enjoys performing sexual intercourse on the canine species. Is not picky based on breed or size. Any canine will suffice.
by IHATEDYLO March 19, 2009
1. some who has sex with a mother figure of some one they know, this person is also a mother fucker ( see mother fucker )
2. a blonde haired athletic trainer
2. a blonde haired athletic trainer
1. rob is such a mother fuckin mother fucker.
2. That blonde athletic trainer is a real mother fuckin mother fucker
2. That blonde athletic trainer is a real mother fuckin mother fucker
by burzy August 29, 2003
A man who lives in the suburbs who likes to buy things and return them for gay reasons. Mainly someone who has nothing better to do with their money and has no bills to pay.
Sean is a rich cocksucking mother fucker because he bought a treo phone and returned it the very next day.
by bigmike06 September 10, 2006
by Filthy Chavez October 03, 2007