One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.
Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025
Get the January 6mug. by just a random person bored October 1, 2022
Get the 6:00ammug. Michael: Hey bro. Let me hit
Allen: No that's gay
Michael: it's December 6 The No Homo Day so it's not gay
Allen: Shit bet let's fuck
Allen: No that's gay
Michael: it's December 6 The No Homo Day so it's not gay
Allen: Shit bet let's fuck
by ZombieKaohya December 5, 2023
Get the December 6 The No Homo Daymug. by Fortnite sucks play something November 6, 2019
Get the November 6mug. by Lucy boo August 31, 2020
Get the #(-6mug. Person 6. Never has anybody ever had person 6. Or I might be wrong but still, Person 6 is just almost never used. He's always ignored, and he's part of the persons used for examples. So, hey person 6 go out there and show yourself to the world you exist now. Well, theres always person 7, person 8, etc. So, person 6, its your time to shine?..
Person 1: so do you think there are more people
Person 2: yeah i think so
Person 3: now that i look at it i think im going to make new friends
Person 4: nobodys your friend
Person 5: so theres person 6?
Person 6: am i a joke to you
Person 7: yes your a joke to me
Person 2: yeah i think so
Person 3: now that i look at it i think im going to make new friends
Person 4: nobodys your friend
Person 5: so theres person 6?
Person 6: am i a joke to you
Person 7: yes your a joke to me
by COCACOLAESPUMA December 4, 2020
Get the Person 6mug. 