Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker

An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.

Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"

Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"

by The Judge! March 28, 2009

Smart Ass Mother Fucker

Very similar to Bad Ass Mother Fucker only instead of being a Bad Ass your a Smart Ass (and not a bad kind of smart ass).

guy 1 "John can do particle nuclear physics in his head while high!"

guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"

by Jesus37295 December 31, 2009

Dirty Dylo Dog Fucker

One who enjoys performing sexual intercourse on the canine species. Is not picky based on breed or size. Any canine will suffice.

Hey did you just fuck that dog in the asshole, you Dirty Dylo Dog fucker?!!!!!!

by IHATEDYLO March 19, 2009

mother fuckin mother fucker

1. some who has sex with a mother figure of some one they know, this person is also a mother fucker ( see mother fucker )

2. a blonde haired athletic trainer

1. rob is such a mother fuckin mother fucker.

2. That blonde athletic trainer is a real mother fuckin mother fucker

by burzy August 28, 2003

rich cocksucking mother fucker

A man who lives in the suburbs who likes to buy things and return them for gay reasons. Mainly someone who has nothing better to do with their money and has no bills to pay.

Sean is a rich cocksucking mother fucker because he bought a treo phone and returned it the very next day.

by bigmike06 September 10, 2006

Booger Eating Cousin Fucker

A hillbilly or white trash type person. One who engages in eating boogers and fucking their cousin

The Clampets were a bunch of Booger eating cousin fuckers.

by Filthy Chavez October 18, 2007

Dirty horse cock fucker

When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.

Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!

by bendover right now ho May 5, 2008