The Lightbody

An extremely hairy leprechaun with an affinity for thumb rings and sword fights. The excessive hair growth is believed to be the result of a "gland problem. The Lightbody's claim to fame is being the first person under 4 feet tall to successfully perform the Alaskan Pipeline on himself for three hours straight. Most visible trait is "girls hands".

Dude, is that Sasquatch's daughter??!

No, it's The Lightbody! UG-LY!

by PS Maverick June 9, 2011

Foggy Lighthouse

When there is a foggy window/mirror, you press your penis and balls up against it. Making your penis the lighthouse and your balls the rocks below it.

Dude, Jake just foggy lighthoused the shit out of Jerome's window!

by The Alaskan Hebrew Hammer July 28, 2011

sergeant light prick

Someone who is anal about turning off the lights.

Dan- "can I just remind everyone to turn the light off after using the toilet"
Jen- " dan stop being such a sergeant light prick"

by r siz October 11, 2013

dick lighter

The act of using your dick to start a fire, more specifically, cumshotting into whatever you're trying to burn.

When Daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his dick lighter

by bbc.flamethrower.reborncum March 15, 2015

whtie lighter

A true hawaiian who lights up one haole cahz

a "haole" aka a white person gets light up by one true hawaiian using a whtie lighter

by Hawaiian 808 April 26, 2016

Red light twerk

The act of twerking while stopped at a red light.

My excitement grew as I watched the light ahead turn yellow, as I new this would be a good impunity for a red light twerk.

by Caytles October 2, 2016

the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.

Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer

by Long John McSpazatron July 1, 2016