auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

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PostIt nuts

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.

My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.

by Opishka November 24, 2009

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bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 07, 2014

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Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

by lewisle March 17, 2011

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Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).

"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."

by Degg City July 24, 2013

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