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myspace curves

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.
Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"
by theredwillow April 21, 2011
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jacker's curve

When a man's penis bends a bit to the left or right (because of masturbation)
My boyfriend has a jacker's curve
by Fapper696969 December 29, 2013
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Curve Anchor

To coin a phrase, the curve anchor is the individual, or group of individuals, whose scores make up the bottom of the curve, the weight that pulls the curve down and secures the very bottom of the passing grade.
Poor Johnny got a 25% on the exam. Well, Johnny, don't feel too bad. Lift your head up! While you may not have done so well, my C sure looks better than I ever thought it could! Thanks for being the Curve Anchor!
by MikeTomDaveWill January 23, 2009
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back curves

when you have a really nice ass and waist.
"damn that girl has real nice back curves"
by half-a-tic-tac December 8, 2017
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curve of a fish

the curve of a fish is infinite, all is the curve of a fish
by a stolen rental car August 14, 2018
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Thung Curve

Often referred to the people that have the Thung Curve, which referrers to a man having an unusual Curve around their

mask, though there must be some kind of Asian presence near the Thung Curve.
Wow Antonio, you are such a Thung Curve! - Incorrectly Used
Wow Antonio, you have such a Thung Curve! - Correctly Used
by ManThatComesSometimesToGiveTip September 16, 2021
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curved tv

A ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper HDTV. A technology fad which companies do just because they can.

This type of TV is for people who have too much money and/or have no life.
Kid to parent: Whatcha doin'?
Parent: buying this new innoative technology called "curved TV".
Kid: OH NO!
by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016
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