Stale Capital

undeployed cash or cash equivalents held for six months or more yielding returns less than the rate of inflation over the same period.

That company is driving themselves broke with all the stale capital sitting in their bank account.

by created by Kuda Nembaware October 28, 2025

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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air

It smells like stale toots in this car

by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025

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