Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

by Mr Gumby October 22, 2015

protein bag

A person.

Hey protein bag!

by Rennns October 03, 2020

Protein Shot

Equal parts protein powder and milk

I gotta get pumped with a protein shot

by Protein shot October 16, 2020

protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 05, 2014

Protein Fein

A protein addict who goes to the gym

The Tren Twins are a protein fein

by tradwifebodybuildersupermodel August 13, 2024

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.

"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

by Billiejo.r93 May 25, 2012

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.

160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 24, 2023