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Slag pole

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.
1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."
by An Awesome Biscuit February 7, 2010
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pole strap

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 2, 2010
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hocker pole

In the late 1970’s, early 80’s, kids in Scranton, Pennsylvania designated one pole on the school playground to be the hocker pole, where at lunch or recess, kids would spit there lung or nasal congestion.
I just threw that kid into the hocker pole. He has everybody’s germs now.”
by Nepatrish March 20, 2019
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foul pole

that chick TOTALLY gave me a foul pole.
by Scroseph April 8, 2007
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Brotem Pole

A hierarchy used by bro's all over the world to establish supremacy and inferiority in a closed social order.
Bro, I get to wear the pink polo tonight and Patrick has to wear the white. Why? He's at the bottom of the brotem pole, Bro.
by Berkley McDousenheimer March 12, 2010
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pole polisher

a male who gives oral sex to another male.
"That guy probably is a pole polisher."

"I bet that guy sucks 100 dicks a day."
by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009
mugGet the pole polishermug.

Smoke the pole

Excuse my young lady, do you smoke the pole?
by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009
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