pole action

A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.

Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.
His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action
by PhilBrown June 01, 2007
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drop pole

1. Phrase used when a guy has to urinate.
Damn man I drank way to much. I'm a about to go drop pole!
by Gotlife March 01, 2011
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Slag pole

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.
1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."
by An Awesome Biscuit January 29, 2010
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pole jam

a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.
i found a wicked pole jam and pole jammed it 5th try!
by viciousk March 11, 2009
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foul pole

that chick TOTALLY gave me a foul pole.
by Scroseph April 02, 2007
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pole polisher

a male who gives oral sex to another male.
"That guy probably is a pole polisher."

"I bet that guy sucks 100 dicks a day."
by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009
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Smoke the pole

Slang term for a blow job!
by Wheatamus Prime September 24, 2008
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