Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

by Positive Sally January 15, 2013

Positively Negative

When negative news becomes positively the only news people are interested in.

The horrible accident that created a more horrific accident was POSITIVELY NEGATIVE and interesting.

by MajorThomasRandle March 5, 2015

Vye Neg

A Shit Talker Named “Lil Quanzy” Who Does Wtf He Wants, & Wherever He Wants... Don’t Trust Him Round Your Personal Belongings When He Has Black Forces On ! Oh And Don’t Trust Him Around Yo Hoe

“I’m a real VYE NEG i might fuck ya hoe”

by Imhisfuckingopp December 30, 2020

Neg Larynx

Basically a short version of a long and negative answer.
Negative = Neg
Larynx = noise, chat, etc

1: Did the guy have any Potent Chronic ?
2: Neg Larynx, he did have some shitty schwag though.

by DMCliff August 17, 2007

Negs

An extremely cooler way to say "negative".

You- "Hey, did homeboy ever get back to you about that blow?"

Me- "Negs.""

by shawtyyayykayy November 26, 2013

negative orgasm

The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.

me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!

you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?

me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.

by agentdash February 6, 2014

Negative rizz

The act of pulling such a low ass amount of bitches that it would be thought to reach negative amounts. People who reach this achievement have probably never touched grass so go out and pull girls for fucks sake

The fat boy jake Paul lookin ass boi has got Negative rizz

by Jake Paul’s pirm 69 January 21, 2023