Mewing

A British slang term for jerking off.

"What are you doing bro?!"

"I'm mewing!"

by AxtralOnYT March 26, 2024

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Mew Effect

The Mew Effect is when you made a friend and have a good relationship with them for the first year of being friends together, But on the second and third year your supposes "friend" of yours will immediately hate you, Despise you, And No longer want to be friends with you.

"Bro, This guy has the Mew Effect"

by Mew's Worst Enemy March 28, 2024

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Mewing

making the TRIANGLE jawline

bro: what are you doing
me with my godly jawline: mewing bro you need to you look like caseoh

by aaaaaaaaaaaa6756 March 29, 2024

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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025

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