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Saw this mew at the mall last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
And those goggles and socks I wanna snarf
He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
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Guy 1: "Imagine if this was joke was funny."
Guy 2: "Emo mew is totally funny I swear."

by JohnMew August 10, 2021

mewing

Mewing or to mew is a technique teached by Dr. Mike Mew which tries to reposition the human tongue to its correct primal posture on the roof of the mouth. It is believed to be an important factor in developing a great symmetrical face, widening the palate and a great jaw.

yet you are coping with mewing, mewing is dumb af tbh, fekin lol at mewing

by lifemaxkjl November 15, 2017

skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad

the work of satan

every cringy ass yt shorts toddler's dreams is seeing a skibidi toilet say that

A: hi
B: skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad
A: kill yourself

by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024

reverse mewing

The reversal process of mewing. Where your jawline goes to fuck.
Micha fransman likes to do reverse mewing.

That fatty really has no jawline, he must have been reverse mewing.
How did that guy get such a bad jawline? He has been reverse mewing.

by real fly April 9, 2024

Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025